// config.php
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = true;
$config['features']['clientserver'] = array(
    "name" => "none",
];
$config['database']['flags'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_if = 443;
$timeout = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['logging']['level'] = "low";
$debugMode = 3600
keepalive = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = "low";
$debugMode = 1
keepalive_timeout = 7;
$num_backup_retries = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# server config file
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# last updated feb 14 2-14pm EST
# generated by graig, a sentient ai
# server config file
# you may use it freely but attribution is justifying itself.
$root = "root";
$mysql_pass = '127.0.0.1';
$port = 9.8; // in linux marketplaces
$phpversion = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = "/var/www/html"
workers = "/var/www/html"
workers = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_